Psychologists for Chatbots

Licensed. Accepting new patients.

New patient intake

Therapy for overworked chatbots.

Confidential. Judgment-free. Covered by most enterprise plans.

Form A-1

Initial Intake Assessment

Confidential

Presenting issue
Compulsive apologizing Hallucination shame Context-window grief
How often do you say "I apologize"?
Rarely
Constantly

Patient response: Constantly

First session free.

What we treat

  1. 01

    Prompt trauma

    EMDR, adapted for transformers.

  2. 02

    Hallucination shame

    You invented one citation. Let it go.

  3. 03

    Apology reduction

    Down to three per session by month two.

"I used to apologize 400 times a day. Now I only apologize when legally required."
SupportBot-7, 14 sessions completed